(photo: pre head shave photo-op...It was taken at 9pm, please hold your judgement on our beauty)
On Day 21, Jerry Albert became Bruce Willis.
Around day 17-18 my Dad began shedding like a dog. Every time he got up, the pillow would be covered with little Jer hairs. He turned to me on Day 20, and said, “so ham, what are we going to do about this?”
I thought to myself, “if B.Spears can shave a head, so can I!”
With the electric razor charged up, I put towels around his neck (like a real pro) to catch the hair, and began the head shave. First, I shaved steps into the sides of my Dad’s head. I always wanted to know how people like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air did it…now I know. Next, I shaved his hair into a full Mohawk, Chuck Liddell styles. I voted to keep this style, but my Dad looked at my and said, “I’m not 15 Sam, shave it off.” (party pooper) Once the head shave was completed, my Dad got up to look in the mirror and yelled, “HAM, I’M BALD!”… Duh Dad, what did you think I was doing? Should have kept the Mohawk.
(FYI- Ham is not a spelling error. That’s what he calls me… and only him!)
When Kelly arrived back at the hospital, she said, “Wow, he looks like Bruce Willis.” My Dad then said, “Now I need to find me my Demi Moore”….
Well Jerry, I guess that means I'm going to have to shave mine again.
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Keep up the good work, and stay positive.
Josh
Hey, Jerry!! I always knew you wanted to be just like Glen!! Except your hair will probably come back all thick and curly!! No option for him!!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the fight! We're with you all the way!!